Naked Women to Blame for Earthquakes

Posted on 29 August, 2010


I get sick of guys claiming they can make the Earth move for me so it’s really quite refreshing to hear a guy giving credit to the girls for a change.

“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes,”.

Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi is right.

Most women use this awesome power to cause “natural” disasters for ill. I’ve lost track of the times friends of mine have bought mini skirts and boob tubes in the hope of leading defenceless innocent men astray. Creating earthquakes after shopping at Victoria’s Secrets is just a bonus.

All the adultery and the chastity threatening, it’s all women’s fault.

Is there any hope for us? Sedighi may have the answer.

“What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble? There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam’s moral codes.”

Fab, got you. So if women would just stop asserting their independence, stop making decisions for themselves and place themselves under the control of men, (who are all really really chaste and naive so no worries there) then all the nasty earthquakes will go away.

I only wish I found out before I bought those manolo blahniks and set off that whole volcano thing…

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