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42 Children Murdered by Wild Bears

September 14, 2010

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It’s difficult to imagine a story more qualified to shock and horrify than one involving the violent death of children,  but a more shocking story has been found: The deserving violent death of children. The harrowing but entirely justified atrocity took place when a gentleman by the name of Elisha was on his way to the City of Bethel. […]

The Secret to Winning her Heart. Kidnap Her

September 2, 2010

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A third of all marriages in Kyrgyzstan are kidnaps. Some brides are kidnapped by men they know, others are kidnapped by total strangers. Most remain with their kidnapper as his new wife for the rest of their lives. Why would a woman allow herself to be married to a man who has forcibly stolen her? A […]

What to do with a Broken Heart? Mutilate your Ex!

September 2, 2010

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Fourth rate minor celebrity and walking insult to acting Danny Dyer is arguably one of the last human beings on Earth from whom any sensible person would seek advice. Indeedy, the only positive thing to be said about the appropriately named Dyer was that nothing he did could ever be as bad as any of the films […]