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42 Children Murdered by Wild Bears

September 14, 2010

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It’s difficult to imagine a story more qualified to shock and horrify than one involving the violent death of children,  but a more shocking story has been found: The deserving violent death of children. The harrowing but entirely justified atrocity took place when a gentleman by the name of Elisha was on his way to the City of Bethel. […]

The Secret to Winning her Heart. Kidnap Her

September 2, 2010

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A third of all marriages in Kyrgyzstan are kidnaps. Some brides are kidnapped by men they know, others are kidnapped by total strangers. Most remain with their kidnapper as his new wife for the rest of their lives. Why would a woman allow herself to be married to a man who has forcibly stolen her? A […]

Unevolved Minds

September 17, 2008

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To steal from a greater mind than mine, why is it Creationists always seem so unevolved? Ambling around online has led me to a blogger who, for what he lacks in humanity makes up in spades in breathtaking ignorance and sliminess. An example from said blog: “The United States of America is a Christian Nation, […]

A River that runs through Egypt

September 16, 2008

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The scent of Chanel is actually whale shit, the partially undigested beaks of squids. As someone who would happily bathe in Chanel but wouldn’t be so keen on diving into a pool of partially digested squid beak this is a truth I’d rather not face up to. Sadly, not accepting a truth doesn’t make it […]

Hero Worship

August 2, 2008

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Fundies say the darndest things is a little cul-de-sac of the web compiling some fascinating thoughts, supposedly all true. A couple of my favs include: “In my opinion, if an animal in the wild like a swan is caught being gay it should be shot on sight, disinfected, and used to feed the poor” “so you […]

My daughter Deserved To Die

May 13, 2008

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Abder-Qader Ali murdered his child and all it took were a few simple ingredients. First off, find yourself a place in the World where women are treated with less respect than dogs. This might be the 21st Century, but there are still loads of Countries to choose from! “Sitting in the front garden of his […]

The Argument against Evolution

April 6, 2008

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Mr. C: Do you speak English? Me: Yes, I do. Mr. C: So what does “misology” mean? Me: I don’t know. Mr C: Ha! Then you don’t speak English! Me: (confused) Umm…I don’t follow you. Mr C: (Triumphant) You don’t know what misology means, therefore you don’t speak English. Me: No, hang on…What does misology […]