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Unevolved Minds

September 17, 2008

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To steal from a greater mind than mine, why is it Creationists always seem so unevolved? Ambling around online has led me to a blogger who, for what he lacks in humanity makes up in spades in breathtaking ignorance and sliminess. An example from said blog: “The United States of America is a Christian Nation, […]

A River that runs through Egypt

September 16, 2008

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The scent of Chanel is actually whale shit, the partially undigested beaks of squids. As someone who would happily bathe in Chanel but wouldn’t be so keen on diving into a pool of partially digested squid beak this is a truth I’d rather not face up to. Sadly, not accepting a truth doesn’t make it […]

The Argument against Evolution

April 6, 2008

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Mr. C: Do you speak English? Me: Yes, I do. Mr. C: So what does “misology” mean? Me: I don’t know. Mr C: Ha! Then you don’t speak English! Me: (confused) Umm…I don’t follow you. Mr C: (Triumphant) You don’t know what misology means, therefore you don’t speak English. Me: No, hang on…What does misology […]