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42 Children Murdered by Wild Bears

September 14, 2010

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It’s difficult to imagine a story more qualified to shock and horrify than one involving the violent death of children,  but a more shocking story has been found: The deserving violent death of children. The harrowing but entirely justified atrocity took place when a gentleman by the name of Elisha was on his way to the City of Bethel. […]

What to do with a Broken Heart? Mutilate your Ex!

September 2, 2010

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Fourth rate minor celebrity and walking insult to acting Danny Dyer is arguably one of the last human beings on Earth from whom any sensible person would seek advice. Indeedy, the only positive thing to be said about the appropriately named Dyer was that nothing he did could ever be as bad as any of the films […]

Gulf Coast Oil Disaster Caused By Environmentalists

August 30, 2010

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According to 10% of Americans those individuals most concerned with protecting the environment pumped 4.9 million barrels of crude oil into the ocean. The basis for this conclusion is the following: No evidence whatsoever! The conclusion also lacks a plausible motive or any explanation as to how the outcome was achieved. So far we have “evidence” […]

Naked Women to Blame for Earthquakes

August 29, 2010

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I get sick of guys claiming they can make the Earth move for me so it’s really quite refreshing to hear a guy giving credit to the girls for a change. “Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes,”. Hojatoleslam […]

Oba-Mania & Mr. McSame

November 3, 2008

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It’s got to feel pretty terrible to potentially kill your nephew’s chances of the White House, a feeling I can well understand. Hard it will be for me to forget the horror of vomiting at my little nieces nativity play. The shocked intake of breathe and “Is that your Auntie Lucy over there covered in sick?” comments from […]

Fairground Distractions

October 21, 2008

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This week John Cleese has amused me with a witty little ditty on the witless dick Sean Hannity. I also found a fab little blog that anyone with an ego the size of Sean Hannity ought to read, just to put things into a little perspective, and spent far too long giggling ridiculously at the […]

Bits and pieces and things and stuff

September 9, 2008

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Such a lazy lady I’ve been but such is life when life is so lovely. I’m sure everything will go tits up crappy again soon and I’ll be back to blogging and sobbing, but for now occasional posts is the best I can do. The best I can do isn’t as fab as this admittedly. I […]