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Thankyou Sarah Palin

November 8, 2008

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If I believed in a benevolent God I’d probably thank her for Sarah Palin. Contrary to popular belief there are a number of sane Republicans who may have considered voting for McCain had it not been for the possibility of an ill-informed moose hunter becoming the President. Even McCain aides have started to reveal the fear that […]

Oba-Mania & Mr. McSame

November 3, 2008

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It’s got to feel pretty terrible to potentially kill your nephew’s chances of the White House, a feeling I can well understand. Hard it will be for me to forget the horror of vomiting at my little nieces nativity play. The shocked intake of breathe and “Is that your Auntie Lucy over there covered in sick?” comments from […]

Fairground Distractions

October 21, 2008

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This week John Cleese has amused me with a witty little ditty on the witless dick Sean Hannity. I also found a fab little blog that anyone with an ego the size of Sean Hannity ought to read, just to put things into a little perspective, and spent far too long giggling ridiculously at the […]

Unevolved Minds

September 17, 2008

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To steal from a greater mind than mine, why is it Creationists always seem so unevolved? Ambling around online has led me to a blogger who, for what he lacks in humanity makes up in spades in breathtaking ignorance and sliminess. An example from said blog: “The United States of America is a Christian Nation, […]

A River that runs through Egypt

September 16, 2008

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The scent of Chanel is actually whale shit, the partially undigested beaks of squids. As someone who would happily bathe in Chanel but wouldn’t be so keen on diving into a pool of partially digested squid beak this is a truth I’d rather not face up to. Sadly, not accepting a truth doesn’t make it […]

Bits and pieces and things and stuff

September 9, 2008

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Such a lazy lady I’ve been but such is life when life is so lovely. I’m sure everything will go tits up crappy again soon and I’ll be back to blogging and sobbing, but for now occasional posts is the best I can do. The best I can do isn’t as fab as this admittedly. I […]

Hero Worship

August 2, 2008

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Fundies say the darndest things is a little cul-de-sac of the web compiling some fascinating thoughts, supposedly all true. A couple of my favs include: “In my opinion, if an animal in the wild like a swan is caught being gay it should be shot on sight, disinfected, and used to feed the poor” “so you […]