42 Children Murdered by Wild Bears

September 14, 2010

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It’s difficult to imagine a story more qualified to shock and horrify than one involving the violent death of children,  but a more shocking story has been found: The deserving violent death of children. The harrowing but entirely justified atrocity took place when a gentleman by the name of Elisha was on his way to the City of Bethel. […]

The Secret to Winning her Heart. Kidnap Her

September 2, 2010

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A third of all marriages in Kyrgyzstan are kidnaps. Some brides are kidnapped by men they know, others are kidnapped by total strangers. Most remain with their kidnapper as his new wife for the rest of their lives. Why would a woman allow herself to be married to a man who has forcibly stolen her? A […]

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What to do with a Broken Heart? Mutilate your Ex!

September 2, 2010

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Fourth rate minor celebrity and walking insult to acting Danny Dyer is arguably one of the last human beings on Earth from whom any sensible person would seek advice. Indeedy, the only positive thing to be said about the appropriately named Dyer was that nothing he did could ever be as bad as any of the films […]

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Gulf Coast Oil Disaster Caused By Environmentalists

August 30, 2010

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According to 10% of Americans those individuals most concerned with protecting the environment pumped 4.9 million barrels of crude oil into the ocean. The basis for this conclusion is the following: No evidence whatsoever! The conclusion also lacks a plausible motive or any explanation as to how the outcome was achieved. So far we have “evidence” […]

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Naked Women to Blame for Earthquakes

August 29, 2010

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I get sick of guys claiming they can make the Earth move for me so it’s really quite refreshing to hear a guy giving credit to the girls for a change. “Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes,”. Hojatoleslam […]

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Thankyou Sarah Palin

November 8, 2008

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If I believed in a benevolent God I’d probably thank her for Sarah Palin. Contrary to popular belief there are a number of sane Republicans who may have considered voting for McCain had it not been for the possibility of an ill-informed moose hunter becoming the President. Even McCain aides have started to reveal the fear that […]

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Oba-Mania & Mr. McSame

November 3, 2008

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It’s got to feel pretty terrible to potentially kill your nephew’s chances of the White House, a feeling I can well understand. Hard it will be for me to forget the horror of vomiting at my little nieces nativity play. The shocked intake of breathe and “Is that your Auntie Lucy over there covered in sick?” comments from […]

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